I just loved this.....

I shall take you to my bed and have my way with you. I will make you
ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan. I will make you beg for
mercy, beg for me to stop. I will exhaust you to the point that you will
be relieved when im finished with you And, when I'm finished, you will
be weak for days. ...All my love, The Flu. (Now, get your minds out
of the gutter and go get your flu shot! LOL!!!