RV Poem

Same cadence as “Twas the Night Before Christmas”

It’s 2010. We went to the bank,
to buy an RV. It’s big as a tank!
Yes, we’ve purchased a big rig, to drive ‘round the world.
It’s a great big old thing, but we’ll give it a whirl.
We’re pretty good drivers and accident free,
But driving this monster is sure new to me.
With clothes in the closet and food in the fridge,
Common sense settles in and we’re scared just a smidge.
When inside my brain some questions arose
What is a Jake break, what’s a white water hose?
What’s an entry step switch, or a black water tank?
For all of this stuff, my bank account sank?
It’s nighttime, I’m in bed, and dreaming, you see,
Surely driving this monster is too much for me.
For my dream is too real, my fear is too strong
I looked out the window, my God it was long.
The moon lit the side of this gigantic rig
That was towing a Hummer! My God it was big.
My eyes were wide open as I looked at it all
I blinked once or twice, my God it was tall.
I’m deep in my dream and who should I see,
A professional driver walking up to me.
This driver was famous, in life and in legend,
He then looked at me for just a brief second.
More rapid than dragsters, the RVs, they came,
As he pointed with pride and called them by name.
Now, Numar! Now, Southwind! and Holiday Rambler!
On, Eagle! Itasca, Monaco, and Bounder!
This driver was stern, a wizened old fart,
And I laughed when I saw him, but it gave me a start.
With a wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
He gave me a thumbs-up, I had nothing to dread.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
Of checking his tires, then he turned with a jerk,
Then nodded his head, and reset his mirrors,
Adjusted his seat, then smiled at my fears.
“You’re driving a big rig and it’s a mite scary,
With cool head, be careful, and drive it with care.”
With a blast on his horn, cranked that diesel alive,
“Good RVing to all, and have a safe drive!”

Getting closer....

As I sit and watch the snow pile up (9" and counting since about noon), I can't help thinking how much better it will be to be traveling in the RV. It's not even 5 PM yet and we have all had our showers...just in case we lose power. The bath tub is filled with water and the lanterns are out. We are so experienced with power outages it isn't even funny!!
The agent emailed to say the appraisal should be into the lender today (Thursday), so I am hoping for final signing on Monday......... 2 weeks over what we wanted, but still workable (barely). We are packing our stuff up and getting ready!!

Appraiser Appointment!!

Yippee!!! Just as I was writing an email to the real estate agent to rattle his cage, Jessi called....the appraiser will be here tomorrow at 11:00!!! We are SO excited!! That means we just may make our 2/28 deadline!! Keep your fingers!! Oh My Gosh....this is gonna happen!!

SNOW!!

This is NOT the weather we are looking forward to!!!!! This is Alan shoveling off the solar panels.....
Turns out the appraiser won't be out for a WEEK!! Arrrgghhh...

Snow, maybe a bit optimistic, Trucker's GPS

Alan is on the phone right now figuring out his new GPS....this one will tell us of low overpasses, roads that aren't designed for a big rig, etc. This is all in the hopes that it will keep us two dorks from making as many mistakes!
And it's snowing!!!! 
The appraiser is supposed to some out this week ....Alan said if he or she can't make it in, he will personally go and get them! LOL!! Since the 21st is only a week away, better to push that date out to the end of the month for our new snail mail address.

And it's SNOWING!!!!!

NEW SNAIL MAIL ADDRESS AFTER 2/21/11

This may be a bit confusing for those sending things to us, but here goes:
Mail your letters, packages, etc. (money??) to:
Alan, Carol and Lisa Kinne
110 E. Center St. # 1773
Madison, South Dakota
57042
 We will NOT be living there, but rather they are a mail forwarding service. We won't have any other way to receive mail. So, don't send anything here to Camptonville and don't use the SD addy til after 2/21!!

We are getting very excited...our journey is almost here!

It's happening!

Things are starting to move! I talked with both Jessi and the real estate agent and it looks like escrow will close within the next two weeks! 
Yippee!!!!!!!